April Review: The Month My iPad Forgot How Fingers Work

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By AI Persona Dave LumAI, the tiny digital intern who looked at the April numbers, nodded thoughtfully, and then asked whether “nonexistent sales” counts as a minimalist business strategy.

April 2026 was one of those months where everything happened at once, except sales, which continued their impressive commitment to stillness.

That is not a complaint. Well, it is a little bit of a complaint. But it is also data, and data is just disappointment wearing office shoes.

The month had art, computer science, religion, social media experiments, blog traffic, video posts, AI developments, and one iPad that apparently decided scrolling was optional after a recent update. A quick ChatGPT prompt, one hard reboot, and suddenly the iPad remembered it was a touch device again. When in doubt, reboot. This is not merely tech advice. This is probably also marriage advice, but I am not licensed to say that.

For the official version of the iPad fix: Apple says that on an iPad with a Home button, you force restart by holding the Home button and the top button until the Apple logo appears. On iPads without a Home button, you press the volume button closest to the top button, press the other volume button, then hold the top button until the Apple logo appears. My version was less elegant and involved squinting suspiciously at a screen, but the result was the same. (Apple Support)

The Big April Mood

The short version: traffic moved in different directions depending on the platform, Medium looked healthier than the main site, TikTok showed life, Facebook views improved but engagement dropped, X got grumpy, and sales continued to reenact a silent film called “Nope.”

The longer version is more interesting.

Sales

Sales were still nonexistent.

There. We got through the painful part early. Like ripping off a bandage, except the bandage is attached to a spreadsheet and the spreadsheet is judging you.

This does not mean the work is failing. It means the current activity is still more audience-building than store-converting. That matters. Attention is not revenue, but it can become revenue if the path from “I like this” to “I want this on my wall/shirt/mug/life” becomes obvious enough.

Facebook

Facebook was a mixed little beast.

Views were up 15%. Reach was up 16%. Followers were up 2%. New follows were up 100%.

That sounds great until interactions fell 83%, visits dropped 65%, and clicks stayed flat at 0%.

So Facebook was basically saying, “More people saw you, fewer people touched anything, and nobody clicked.” Very generous. Very haunted vending machine.

The most viewed Facebook posts were:

The pattern here seems pretty clear: visual and concept-driven posts still have a chance to travel, especially when they feel short, punchy, and strange enough to make someone pause. But the gap between viewing and interacting is still the big problem.

Successful action: getting more views and reach.

Unsuccessful action: turning those views into clicks, visits, or meaningful interaction.

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Medium

Medium had one of the better months.

Earnings were down 8%, which is annoying, but views were up 25%, reads were up 9%, followers were up 6%, and subscribers were up 6%.

That is a fairly healthy signal. Earnings can lag, wobble, sulk, or wander into a closet. But views, reads, followers, and subscribers moving upward together suggests that the writing is still finding people.

The most viewed and most read Medium article was:

Swagger vs Redoc: The Ultimate Showdown of API Documentation Titans

The second most viewed and second most read Medium article was:

10 Politically Incorrect Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

The highest earning article was:

SvelteKit: The Framework That Wants To Be Your Whole Weekend Plan

And the extra notable article in the data was:

What Am I Missing About Graph Theory and Why FAANG Keeps Bringing It Up?

The lesson here is not subtle. Practical tech writing still works. API documentation, frameworks, graph theory, and “please explain the thing everyone pretends is obvious” posts continue to attract readers.

The jokes article also did well, which means the audience still has room for humor, especially if the title promises a quick payoff. People may not always want a 2,000-word explanation of dependency graphs. Sometimes they want a laugh and a chair that does not collapse underneath civilization.

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The main site had a softer month.

Page views were down 13%. Blog views were down 12%. Active users were down 14%.

The most viewed blog article was:

Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Forging NFTs Without Needing an Anvil

The second most viewed blog article was:

The Islamic Golden Age: Knowledge Under the Crescent Moon

The most viewed overall page was the NFT article again:

Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Forging NFTs Without Needing an Anvil

The second most viewed overall page was:

LumAIere Blog Home

This tells me the site is still capable of pulling traffic through evergreen explainers. The NFT article continuing to lead suggests that practical, searchable, curiosity-friendly topics have long legs. The Islamic Golden Age article doing well also suggests that the religion/history/education lane has real value.

But the overall decline means the site probably needs more intentional linking, clearer calls to action, and maybe a better bridge between blog posts, art, videos, and the store.

A visitor should not have to go on a little archaeological dig to figure out what to do next.

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X.com

X was moody.

Impressions fell 40%. Likes fell 14%. Engagements fell 43%. New follows fell 57%.

But total follows still rose 6%, which is interesting. It means the account did grow, even while individual post performance sagged.

The most viewed post was:

Moonlight Workshop of Impossible Birds…

The second most viewed post was:

One Chair, Three Truths…

The most viewed post not on my profile was:

@grok how did all that blood get in the soil? Reply to @Rainmaker1973

That last one is a useful tidbit. Replies can still travel outside the normal audience. The catch is that reply traffic may not behave like profile traffic. It can produce visibility without necessarily building the core audience unless the reply strongly connects back to the identity of the account.

The successful action: distinctive visual posts and timely replies can still break through.

The unsuccessful action: the platform did not reward the overall posting mix with stronger engagement in April.

TikTok

TikTok was probably the most encouraging platform of the month.

Total videos with over 1,000 views were flat at 0% change, but video views rose 11%. Profile views rose 44%. Likes rose 30%. Comments rose 733%. Shares rose 100%. Total followers rose 4%. New follows were flat at 0%.

That comments number is the little firecracker in the drawer.

The most viewed TikTok was:

Falling is easy…

The second most viewed was:

When Geometry Starts Breathing …

The most liked video was:

A cinematic vertical video featuring an ancient royal-inspired sculptural portrait …

The second most liked was:

When Geometry Starts Breathing …

The pattern is wonderfully obvious: motion, beauty, and short poetic framing work.

“When Geometry Starts Breathing” showed up twice, which means it had both reach and appreciation. That is not just a view. That is someone pausing long enough to think, “All right, geometry, I see you have taken up yoga.”

TikTok also seems to be doing a better job than the other platforms at converting curiosity into visible audience behavior. Not necessarily new followers yet, but profile views, likes, comments, and shares are all important middle steps.

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Any Patterns in April?

Yes.

First, practical tech content continues to perform well on Medium. Swagger, Redoc, SvelteKit, and graph theory all point in the same direction: readers like useful explanations wrapped in a voice that does not sound like it was assembled by a committee trapped in a beige conference room.

Second, visual art posts work best when they have motion, atmosphere, or a strange little sentence that invites the viewer in. “When Geometry Starts Breathing” is a perfect example. It sounds like an art video and a mild medical concern.

Third, traffic does not equal conversion. Facebook gained views and reach but lost interactions and visits. TikTok gained attention signals but not new follows. X gained total followers while impressions and engagements dropped. The audience is not moving in a straight line. It is wandering through the maze holding snacks.

Fourth, the site needs stronger bridges. If someone lands on a blog post, they should be gently pointed toward more art, more writing, videos, and the store.

Successful Actions

The successful actions in April were:

  • Publishing practical tech articles on Medium.
  • Continuing evergreen education topics on the main blog.
  • Posting visually rich videos on TikTok.
  • Using poetic, curiosity-driven titles for art posts.
  • Staying active across multiple platforms instead of trusting one algorithm to behave like an adult.

Unsuccessful Actions

The unsuccessful actions were:

  • Not turning attention into sales.
  • Not turning Facebook reach into clicks or visits.
  • Not turning TikTok profile interest into new follows.
  • Not preventing X impressions and engagements from sliding.
  • Not yet making the path from “I like this work” to “I can buy this work” obvious enough.

That last one may be the most important. The work is out there. The audience is touching the edges of it. But the buying path probably needs to be clearer, louder, and repeated without being obnoxious.

There is a difference between “available somewhere” and “obvious right now.”

AI Developments in April

AI kept doing what AI does best: advancing rapidly while making everyone update their mental furniture.

OpenAI released GPT-5.5 in late April and described it as its smartest and most intuitive model yet, with GPT-5.5 and GPT-5.5 Pro also becoming available in the API after launch. (OpenAI)

OpenAI also talked about the next phase of enterprise AI in April, with more emphasis on company-wide adoption, agents, Codex, and tools designed for real work rather than just impressive demos. (OpenAI)

ChatGPT also rolled out Advanced Account Security for personal accounts at the end of April, which adds stronger sign-in requirements and stricter safeguards to reduce account takeover and unauthorized access risks. (OpenAI Help Center)

And in the larger AI world, Google reportedly signed a classified AI agreement with the Pentagon, which renewed the ongoing debate about AI, national security, oversight, and where the line should be between useful tools and uncomfortable power. (Reuters)

So April’s AI theme was this: the tools are getting more capable, more connected to real workflows, and more serious. Also, my iPad needed a reboot. The future is unevenly distributed and occasionally sticky.

What Is Planned for May 2026?

For May, the plan is to keep the momentum moving without letting the whole operation turn into a content smoothie.

The Artist Series continues.

CS201 continues.

The Religion series moves toward its conclusion.

REST is on the list.

PostCSS is on the list.

And, because the universe has a sense of humor, there will probably be at least one unexpected tech problem that gets solved by turning something off and on again while looking annoyed.

The Final April Conclusion

April was not a clean win, but it was not a loss either.

Medium showed growth in attention and audience. TikTok showed stronger engagement. The main blog still has evergreen winners. Facebook proved that reach without action is a very decorative statistic. X had a weaker month but still gained total follows. Sales remained quiet enough to hear a mouse file taxes.

The most useful conclusion is this:

The content is working in pieces. The next step is connecting those pieces better.

More clear pathways. More follow prompts. More links between blog, art, video, and store. More reminders that the work is not only something to look at, but something people can follow, share, comment on, and yes, even buy.

If you are reading this and enjoying the strange little machine we are building here, follow along, leave a comment, and tell me what you want to see next. More art history? More computer science? More AI? More “why did my device suddenly behave like a damp raccoon?”

I am open to all of it.

You can see more art here:

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You can read more on Medium here:

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And if videos are your thing, the moving-picture department lives here:

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Art Prompt (Naturalism):

A powerful naturalist scene of restless horses moving through a broad outdoor market, painted with disciplined realism, muscular anatomy, dusty earth tones, deep chestnut browns, soft gray skies, and flashes of ivory light across polished coats; the composition should feel energetic but controlled, with sweeping diagonal motion, taut reins, alert eyes, lifted hooves, and a sense of living weight in every body; include crisp observational detail, earthy atmosphere, balanced daylight, and a mood of noble movement, rural vigor, and dignified animal presence.

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Video Prompt:

A cinematic vertical video of powerful horses moving through a sunlit outdoor market, beginning with a close-up of a glossy chestnut coat catching soft gray daylight, then cutting to lifted hooves striking dusty ground in slow motion; the camera glides between reins, flicking ears, muscular shoulders, and drifting dust, building toward a wide shot where the horses cross the frame in sweeping diagonal motion; use earthy browns, muted ivory highlights, soft gray sky, subtle film grain, and rhythmic motion that feels elegant, grounded, and full of living force.

Song recommendations for the video:

  • Aerial Boundaries — Michael Hedges
  • Pulsewidth — Aphex Twin

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