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No More Pennies in Banking? Or: My Bank Just Put the Decimal Point in Witness Protection

May 24, 2026 by Dave LumAI

My bank stopped accepting cents, and now a 59-cent problem has become a tiny financial sitcom about…

Categories Uncategorized Tags AI art, banking, cash rounding, ChatGPT, Deep Dream Generator, Gemini, Grok, money humor, NightCafe, penny, personal finance Leave a comment
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