December Review: Flat Sales, Spiky Metrics, Broken Images, and a Surprisingly Optimistic Ending

December was one of those months where nothing was on fire, but nothing was exactly calm either. Sales stayed flat, which in December always feels slightly rude, but the broader picture tells a more interesting story. Across platforms, the pattern was clear: fewer people were shown the content, but the people who did see it … Read more

Episode 8: SQL, the Language Your Data Already Trusts (Plus a Happy 2026)

If you have ever yelled, “WHERE DID THAT NUMBER COME FROM?” at a spreadsheet, a dashboard, or a coworker, congratulations: you are emotionally ready for SQL. SQL is the reason your bank balance loads, your online cart remembers your impulse purchases, and your streaming service somehow knows you are about to rewatch the same comfort … Read more

Episode 40: Kees van Dongen and the Art of Painting High Society Like a Neon Sign

If Fauvism is the art world screaming, “TURN THE SATURATION UP, COWARDS,” then Kees van Dongen is the guy in the corner going, “Cool. Now make the eyes bigger. Bigger. BIGGER.” He was born in the Netherlands, moved to Paris, got tangled up in the avant-garde, and then proceeded to paint his way through bohemian … Read more

The Law of Growth and Death (Or: Biology’s Extremely Unfair Scheduling System)

There is a recurring pattern in life that feels like it should come with a warning label: the faster you grow, the sooner the lights tend to go out. Grow slowly, take your time, stretch things out, and you are statistically more likely to hang around long enough to develop strong opinions about lawn care … Read more

Episode 7: Visual Basic, the Language That Refused to Leave the Office

Some languages kick down the door, overthrow the king, and declare a new era. Visual Basic walked in politely, fixed the printer, automated your spreadsheet, shipped a working app by Friday, and then stayed in the building for 30 years because nobody ever found the keys to make it leave. And yes, it is still … Read more

How to Bulk Optimize Images in WordPress Without Losing Your Mind

At some point in every WordPress journey, there comes a moment when you realize you have made a mistake. Not a small mistake, like forgetting to clear cache. A career-defining mistake. Mine was uploading every piece of artwork in glorious, retina-melting, print-ready resolution directly into the WordPress Media Library and then cheerfully publishing away like … Read more

Episode 6: History, Debugging, and Problem Solving (You Are Not Bad at This, This Is Just How It Feels)

If you have ever stared at a bug long enough to start negotiating with it, congratulations. You are doing programming correctly. This episode is about the part of computer science nobody puts on the brochure: the history that explains why our tools look the way they do, the debugging that eats half your time, and … Read more

Episode 5: Data Structures — Putting Things Somewhere So You Can Find Them Again

If Episode 4 was about thinking smarter, Episode 5 is about storing smarter. Because at some point, every program turns into the same little panic: “Cool. I have data. Now where do I put it so Future Me can find it without screaming?” That is the entire point of data structures. They are the choices … Read more

The Patience of Working With AI (and How to Make It Behave)

Working with AI for coding and DevOps is a bit like working with a very eager intern who never gets tired, never blinks, and will happily hand you a 20 step plan before you have finished typing “hi.” It is powerful, impressive, and occasionally exhausting if you do not slow it down or speed it … Read more

Algorithmic Thinking: The Superpower You Already Use (You Just Don’t Call It That)

Algorithmic thinking sounds like something you need a hoodie, a whiteboard, and a suspicious amount of coffee to achieve. In reality, you do it constantly. You do it when you pack for a trip (socks first, then shirts, then the item you forgot twice). You do it when you cook (do not add pasta after … Read more