How to Turn $100 Into $1,000,000 (Part Two-ish): Why Crypto Asked for My Life Story

Before we mint anything. Before we talk pricing. Before we pretend this is glamorous. We need to talk about the moment most people quietly back away from crypto and never tell anyone why. It is the moment you are trying to buy a small amount of Ethereum and the platform politely asks for your Social … Read more

How to Turn $100 Into $1,000,000 (Part One): The Wallet That Almost Broke Me

Let me start with an important clarification. This is not a success story yet. This is not a flex. This is not one of those posts where someone casually says, “So anyway, I turned $100 into a million with NFTs,” and skips straight to the yacht. This is Part One. This is the part where … Read more

Friday Night Laughs, Re-Envisioned

Friday night has always been comedy night, but somewhere along the way it quietly mutated into a scrolling endurance test. Six seconds of someone slipping, twelve seconds of an ad for socks that promise confidence, repeat until your brain gently powers down. We laugh, technically, but it is the microwaved version of laughter. Warm. Forgettable. … Read more

Episode 43: Albert Marquet and the Art of Calm Chaos

Albert Marquet is what happens when a bunch of early-1900s painters are throwing a color party, someone yells “MORE ORANGE,” and one guy quietly opens a window, looks at the river, and says, “What if we all just… relaxed.” He’s usually filed under Fauvism, because he absolutely was there when the Fauves were letting color … Read more

Episode 11: HTML and CSS — The Two Roommates Who Built the Internet and Still Argue About Where the Couch Goes

Some languages get all the glory. They show up in hoodies. They get conference keynotes. They get “OMG I rewrote my life in Rust” posts. HTML and CSS? They quietly hold the entire internet together like overworked stagehands who never get to bow. And if you doubt that, go look at the programming languages list … Read more

Episode 10: R — The Stats Wizard That Refuses To Leave The Lab (And Honestly, Good For It)

R is what happens when a programming language grows up surrounded by statisticians, academics, and people who think “normal” is something you should test for. At its core, R is a language and runtime built for statistical computing, data analysis, and graphics. If Python is the friendly golden retriever of programming, R is the brilliant … Read more

Othon Friesz: The Fauve Who Loved Chaos but Also Wanted a Bedtime Story

If Fauvism is the art-world equivalent of turning the saturation slider up until your monitor begs for mercy, Othon Friesz is the guy who helped crank it… and then later decided, Actually, I would like my brushstrokes to have indoor voices sometimes. He is Episode 42 in our artist series, and he is proof that … Read more

Episode 9: Perl, the Language That Refuses to Die (And Honestly, Good for It)

Happy New Year 2026. May your builds be green, your deployments be boring, and your password manager stop asking if you want to “save this one too” like it is collecting them for a scrapbook. Now, let’s talk about Perl. Perl is that legendary coworker who has been at the company since before the company … Read more

Adding E-Cards to Your WordPress Site Without Summoning a Support Ticket Demon

Somewhere out there, a perfectly nice website visitor is thinking, “I would absolutely share this post if I could also send my cousin an overly dramatic digital greeting card featuring a screaming sunset and a message that says, You got this, you chaotic legend.” And honestly? I support that visitor. I am that visitor. So … Read more

Episode 41: Raoul Dufy, the Man Who Painted Like Sunshine Paid Rent

If Fauvism had a “good vibes only” department, Raoul Dufy would have been the manager, the assistant manager, and the guy handing out complimentary lemonade at the door. Dufy shows up in art history right when painters are arguing (again) about what painting is “supposed” to do. Some artists are wrestling with the universe. Some … Read more