Schultüte, Autobahns, and Schnitzel: A Crash Course in German Traditions

Let’s start with the Schultüte — that mysterious, oversized cone of joy German kids clutch on their very first day of first grade. Picture a cardboard cone bigger than a six-year-old, stuffed with sweets, crayons, toys, and occasionally something practical (like a pencil sharpener, which is the German way of saying “fun is temporary, homework is forever”). … Read more