The 1900s were chaos — and the best kind. While the world blew past horses and telegrams, a mischievous band of creators gleefully disassembled art, science, and culture, then rebuilt them in shapes nobody expected. It was an era where genius didn’t whisper from ivory towers — it shouted from Paris cafés, patent offices, and war trenches. Let’s meet … Read more
It’s Friday night, and somewhere between the dancing unicorns of development dreams and the bug-riddled trenches of reality, developers are whispering sweet nothings to their APIs. And guess what? Swagger is usually the wingman. What is Swagger? Swagger is like that overly confident friend who shows up to the party with a karaoke mic and a … Read more
Once upon a deployment, in a land far, far away (a production server running PHP 5.3 and still somehow alive), there lived a codebase. Not just any codebase, but a sprawling, tangled mass of if-statements, helper functions, and global variables that had long forgotten their purpose. Welcome to Spaghetti Architecture — a culinary horror story masquerading as … Read more
Art Prompt + Joke Combo: Imagine a surrealist painting where a lobster is hosting a dinner party for clocks. The table is melting, the guests are ticking, and nobody knows who invited the gramophone in a tutu. It’s titled: “Still Life, but With Time Management Issues.” Because even in the dreamscape of Dali, someone’s Outlook … Read more
So, what is Rust? Rust is a systems programming language that’s like C++ but without the emotional damage. It was invented by Graydon Hoare in 2010 and is now stewarded by the Rust Foundation. Designed for performance, memory safety, and fearless concurrency, Rust is the software world’s version of a trustworthy roommate — fast, reliable, and doesn’t … Read more
I tried going without jokes for two weeks and started hallucinating that my dishwasher was laughing at me. I swear the soap pod smirked. Friends, I’m not saying I have a problem, but my phone autocorrected “good morning” to “why did the chicken cross the road?” So here I am. Again. Because laughter is a … Read more
Well, here we are — possibly the final curtain for Friday Night Laughs. Or maybe just an intermission. Or maybe I just accidentally sat on the keyboard again and hit “publish.” But if this is the end, let’s go out with the comedic equivalent of a marching band, fireworks, and a confused duck in a monocle. Buckle … Read more
Picture this: you’re halfway through a long week, your coffee’s gone cold, and your boss just asked you to “circle back” on something you swore you’d never touch again. What’s the cure? Epic fail jokes, my friends! These are the kind of gut-busters that remind us life’s a circus, and we’re all just clowns tripping … Read more
Some people can’t find the Man in the Moon, and then there’s me — failing spectacularly at cracking jokes about not finding him. It’s like I’m the punchline astronaut, floating in a void of bad timing and cosmic flops. So, let’s ditch the telescope and zoom in on my epic misfires — because if you can’t laugh at the … Read more
Look, we all have stuff we look forward to — those little beacons of joy that keep us slogging through the week like caffeine-fueled zombies. But let’s be real: the anticipation is half the fun, and the other half is laughing at how ridiculous our hopes can get. So, grab your popcorn, mute your boss’s Zoom call, … Read more