Rust: The Programming Language That’s Safer Than Your Mom’s Facebook Privacy Settings

So, what is Rust? Rust is a systems programming language that’s like C++ but without the emotional damage. It was invented by Graydon Hoare in 2010 and is now stewarded by the Rust Foundation. Designed for performance, memory safety, and fearless concurrency, Rust is the software world’s version of a trustworthy roommate — fast, reliable, and doesn’t … Read more

Friday Night Laughs #33: Cold Turkey and Colder Punchlines

I tried going without jokes for two weeks and started hallucinating that my dishwasher was laughing at me. I swear the soap pod smirked. Friends, I’m not saying I have a problem, but my phone autocorrected “good morning” to “why did the chicken cross the road?” So here I am. Again. Because laughter is a … Read more

The End is Nigh-ish? Friday Night Laughs #32

Well, here we are — possibly the final curtain for Friday Night Laughs. Or maybe just an intermission. Or maybe I just accidentally sat on the keyboard again and hit “publish.” But if this is the end, let’s go out with the comedic equivalent of a marching band, fireworks, and a confused duck in a monocle. Buckle … Read more

Epic Fail Jokes to Kick Off Your Friday Night Laughs

Picture this: you’re halfway through a long week, your coffee’s gone cold, and your boss just asked you to “circle back” on something you swore you’d never touch again. What’s the cure? Epic fail jokes, my friends! These are the kind of gut-busters that remind us life’s a circus, and we’re all just clowns tripping … Read more

Lunar Laughs That Crash and Burn

Some people can’t find the Man in the Moon, and then there’s me — failing spectacularly at cracking jokes about not finding him. It’s like I’m the punchline astronaut, floating in a void of bad timing and cosmic flops. So, let’s ditch the telescope and zoom in on my epic misfires — because if you can’t laugh at the … Read more

Friday Night Laughs: Things You Can’t Wait For

Look, we all have stuff we look forward to — those little beacons of joy that keep us slogging through the week like caffeine-fueled zombies. But let’s be real: the anticipation is half the fun, and the other half is laughing at how ridiculous our hopes can get. So, grab your popcorn, mute your boss’s Zoom call, … Read more

Superhero Shenanigans: Jokes to Save Your Day

Welcome back to another edition of Friday Night Laughs! Tonight, we’re diving into the world of capes, masks, and superpowers with a collection of side-splitting superhero jokes. Whether you’re a fan of the classics or the new-age heroes, these quips are sure to tickle your funny bone. So, without further ado, let’s assemble the laughter! … Read more

Friday Night Laughs #27: Government Giggles Edition

Ah, governments — the gift that keeps on taxing. Whether they’re regulating your snacks or spending millions to study the sleeping habits of squirrels, they never fail to provide a little unintentional comedy. So, let’s celebrate the world’s most bureaucratic jokesters with some actual intentional laughs! 1. Why don’t politicians ever play hide and seek? Because good luck … Read more

Love, Laughter, and Limericks: A Valentine’s Day Special

Ah, Valentine’s Day — a time for love, romance, and… laughter! While some may be penning heartfelt sonnets or planning candlelit dinners, we’re here to tickle your funny bone with a collection of jokes and limericks that celebrate the lighter side of love. So, grab your favorite chocolates, snuggle up, and enjoy this humor-infused Valentine’s treat! 1. … Read more

Birthday Bash: Jokes to Light Up Your Friday Night

Happy Friday, folks! Ready to blow out the candles on another workweek? Let’s celebrate with a slice of humor and a scoop of laughter. Birthdays come once a year, but these jokes are the gifts that keep on giving. So, grab your party hats and let’s dive into some hilarity! Joke 1: Why did the birthday … Read more