Welcome back to another edition of Friday Night Laughs! Tonight, we’re diving into the world of capes, masks, and superpowers with a collection of side-splitting superhero jokes. Whether you’re a fan of the classics or the new-age heroes, these quips are sure to tickle your funny bone. So, without further ado, let’s assemble the laughter!
Why did Captain America wait so long to carry Thor’s hammer?
He didn’t want to steal his thunder.
What would you get if Batman and Robin were smashed by a steamroller?
Flatman and Ribbon.
Why doesn’t Superman have many friends?
Because he wears his underwear over his pants!
What is Thor’s favorite day of the week?
Thors-day, of course!
Why is Spiderman such a good baseball player?
He knows how to catch flies.
There once was a hero named Knight,
Whose cape was a terrible sight.
He tripped on its thread,
Fell right on his head,
Now he fights crime in pants that are tight.
Why did Batman take a break from fighting crime?
Because it was becoming the Bane of his existence!
What do you call Iron Man when he does his laundry?
Ironing Man!
What is the Hulk’s favorite drink?
Fruit punch.
What would you call Iron Man and Silver Surfer if they teamed up?
Alloys.
Before we wrap up, here’s a little poem to keep the chuckles going:
In a city where villains conspire,
A hero in spandex attire,
Leapt off from a roof,
But misjudged the aloof,
And ended up tangled in wire.
Art Prompt: A luminous riverside scene bathed in golden light, capturing the fleeting beauty of dusk. The canvas is alive with thick, expressive brushstrokes that dance across the surface, creating a dreamy interplay of color and movement. The water shimmers with dappled reflections of lavender, rose, and amber, while delicate figures in soft hues stroll along a tree-lined path. The air feels thick with atmosphere, as if time itself is slowing, inviting the viewer into a tranquil yet vibrant moment in history.
We hope these jokes brought a super-sized smile to your face! Have a fantastic weekend, and don’t forget to subscribe for more laughter-filled Fridays. Got a superhero joke of your own? Share it in the comments below!