Ah, Friday night. The week has been long, the coffee supply is dangerously low, and you’re Googling “how to make coworkers stop sending emails at 4:59 PM.” But fear not! Friday Night Laughs is here to save the day, armed with the most time-honored weapon of humor: Dad jokes. Yes, the groan-worthy, eye-roll-inducing treasures that make every family dinner more “memorable.” You’re welcome.
Here we go, buckle up:
1. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.
2. What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.
3. What does a bee use to brush its hair?
A honeycomb.
4. Why did the bicycle fall over?
It was two tired.
5. Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, no atmosphere.
And there you have it, folks. A hearty helping of groans, chuckles, and maybe one unexpected snort-laugh. They say Dad jokes are an acquired taste, but let’s be honest — they’re a universal art form. Michelangelo painted ceilings; Dads deliver punchlines. Who’s to say which is more profound?
AI Art Prompt: “A group of medieval peasants in a field, laughing uproariously while one man gestures as if delivering a joke. Renaissance-style oil painting with soft golden light, rolling hills in the background, and an overall whimsical atmosphere.”
Before you go, share your own best Dad jokes in the comments — let’s keep the cringe-worthy fun going. Have a spectacular weekend, and don’t forget to subscribe for more laughs! After all, you’re going to need something to look forward to next Friday. 👋