So, you want to run multiple PHP and WordPress sites on AWS. Good news! You’re about to embark on a journey filled with power, flexibility, and a healthy dose of existential questioning. Let’s dive into the wild world of cloud hosting with a light heart and just a touch of paranoia (because security, my friend, … Read more
If you’ve ever watched your WordPress site load at the speed of a sleepy sloth and thought, “This is fine,” let me stop you right there. It is NOT fine. Slow sites drive visitors away faster than a free-range toddler in a candy store. But fear not! We’re here to take your site from molasses-mode … Read more
If you manage WordPress sites on GoDaddy and you’re looking for a way to level up your source control game, this is the deep dive you didn’t know you needed. Forget surface-level guides — this is the end-all, be-all WordPress source control post. I’ll keep it light, mildly educational, and mildly amusing because, let’s face it, source … Read more
Well, friends, we’ve arrived. After months of anticipation (and, okay, a longer-than-expected hiatus), it’s time to conclude our WordPress Series. Grab your favorite beverage and settle in — we’re about to take your WordPress game to the next level. What Is Advanced WordPress? Advanced WordPress isn’t just about bells and whistles; it’s about efficiency, security, and customization. … Read more
Ah, the joys of running a WordPress site — beautiful themes, endless plugins, and occasionally… malware. If your web host recently told you your PHP files have “gone rogue,” don’t panic or immediately hand over your credit card. Let’s break this down step-by-step, with just enough humor to keep the malware tears at bay. How Common Is … Read more
You’ve just crafted the perfect blog post on your WordPress site. It’s witty, insightful, and deserves to be seen by the masses. But how do you ensure it gets the attention it deserves on Twitter? Enter the X-cards, the secret sauce to making your tweets pop. Here’s how you can jazz up your WordPress-to-Twitter game: … Read more
Howdy, WordPress warriors! 👋 We’ve decked out your website with fabulous themes and powerful plugins, but now it’s time for some TLC. Just like a well-maintained car runs smoothly for years, a well-maintained WordPress site stays secure, performs optimally, and keeps your visitors happy. Let’s dive into some essential tips for keeping your WordPress site … Read more
Ahoy, WordPress warriors! 👋 We’ve journeyed through hosting, themes, and content creation, but now it’s time to unlock the true potential of your website with the magic of plugins. 🪄 Think of plugins as your trusty sidekicks, ready to swoop in and bestow your site with superpowers it never knew it needed. 🦸♀️🦸♂️ Plugins: Your … Read more
Welcome back, WordPress wizards! ✨ In our previous adventure, we transformed your website from a blank canvas into a visual masterpiece. Now, it’s time to breathe life into your creation with captivating content that will keep your visitors coming back for more! 🪄 Content is King (or Queen!) 👑 In the vast realm of the … Read more
Welcome back, fellow WordPress explorers! We’ve successfully navigated the hosting jungle and found a cozy home for our website. Now, it’s time for the fun part: giving your site a makeover that’ll leave your visitors in awe! ✨ In this post, we’ll dive into the world of WordPress themes and customization, where you’ll unleash your … Read more