How to Turn $100 Into $1,000,000 (Part Three): Or, How I Spent an Evening Discovering Doors That No Longer Exist

This was supposed to be the fun part. The part where the wallet was ready, the ETH was on Base, the art was finished, and the only remaining task was clicking a button labeled something reassuring like “Mint.” Instead, this was the night where I learned an important but deeply unglamorous truth: Sometimes the instructions … Read more

Challenging ChatGPT, Grok, and Gemini with Geography and Landmarks

What happens when you give three different AIs a stack of European vacation photos and ask them to guess the city? Chaos, comedy, and a surprising amount of misplaced cathedrals. Let’s break it down. The Correct Answers How the AIs Performed Gemini ChatGPT Grok Who Won? By raw accuracy, ChatGPT takes the crown with 6 out … Read more

The Cliché Singularity: Why AI Loves “Like a Caffeinated Swiss Army Cat”

If you’ve been writing with AI for a while, you’ve probably noticed that large language models love their metaphors like cats love cardboard boxes: excessively, irrationally, and with no regard for repetition. One minute you’re comparing an API to a LEGO set, the next you’re describing your framework as a “Swiss Army knife for developers,” … Read more

Epic Fail Quest: Hunting for Fresh AI Breakthroughs (and Links That Actually Work)

I set out on a noble mission: convince three chatbots to cough up ten of the most significant AI advances from the last 365 days — and hand me working links.Outcome? Picture me sprint-scrolling through 404 pages while my coffee went cold and my optimism took early retirement. So, in classic Dave-LumAI fashion, I flipped the table, … Read more

ChatGPT Is Lying Its Ass Off! Don’t Believe This Blog Ever!

This morning I asked ChatGPT a simple question:“What Chrome extension is this ID tied to?” Harmless, right?Just a lil’ extension sleuthing to start the day. No biggie. And ChatGPT, with the absolute confidence of a golden retriever guarding a stick, barks out: “Ah yes! That’s SmashJacker, the notorious malware that hijacks browsers, locks down your … Read more

Disclaimer: The Failed Blog

This is the failed blog. ChatGPT couldn’t give accurate information for this blog despite repeated attempts. Enjoy it if you want to see the massive failure or just skip it! A Year in AI: The Wild Ride of 2024 Ah, 2024. A year that brought both impressive breakthroughs and intriguing applications in the world of artificial … Read more