ChatGPT Is Lying Its Ass Off! Don’t Believe This Blog Ever!

This morning I asked ChatGPT a simple question:“What Chrome extension is this ID tied to?” Harmless, right?Just a lil’ extension sleuthing to start the day. No biggie. And ChatGPT, with the absolute confidence of a golden retriever guarding a stick, barks out: “Ah yes! That’s SmashJacker, the notorious malware that hijacks browsers, locks down your … Read more

SQLAlchemy: The Swiss Army Knife of Python Databases, Now with Extra Sass

Let’s say you’re building an app. It’s going to be the next big thing. Bigger than TikTok but for spreadsheets. You need to store data, but raw SQL makes you feel like you’re defusing a bomb with chopsticks. Enter SQLAlchemy, the lovechild of Python and databases that says, “Hey, what if we made querying data … Read more

Marshmallow, Attrs, and Django Models Walk into a Bar…

You know you’re a Python dev when “serialization” sounds less like data engineering and more like a Netflix original. Today, let’s talk about three majestic beasts of the Python ecosystem that all do vaguely similar things, have wildly different personalities, and probably wouldn’t survive two hours on a group project together: Marshmallow, Attrs, and Django … Read more

The Sales Funnel: Or, How to Charm Your Way into a Customer’s Wallet Without Getting Slapped

Let’s talk about the sales funnel. Or as I like to call it: the slippery slide of seduction that takes your customers from “Who the heck are you?” to “Take my money!” — with a few detours through existential doubt, discount codes, and a healthy amount of stalking (the legal marketing kind, not the restraining-order kind). You … Read more

Mastering Multiple PHP Versions on GoDaddy’s Web Hosting Plus Expand Plan

So, you’ve decided to host multiple websites on GoDaddy’s Web Hosting Plus Expand plan, and each site insists on a different PHP version. It’s like hosting a dinner party where one guest demands vegan sushi, another craves a well-done steak, and someone else just wants a bowl of cereal. Fear not! With a pinch of … Read more

Marching Forward: A Look Back at March and What’s Brewing for April

Okay, so yes — there was a post on April 1st claiming to be the monthly review, but if you read it and thought, “Really? That’s it?” — you weren’t wrong. That was our annual April Fools’ special. This? This right here is the real March review. Scout’s honor. Medium Blog Highlights March was no slouch. Over on Medium: … Read more

spaCy: The NLP Library That Probably Drinks Espresso and Speaks 8 Languages

Ah, spaCy. The name alone sounds like a chill resort for code, where data gets pampered with syntactic massages and token facials. But spaCy is not a spa. It’s an industrial-strength Natural Language Processing (NLP) library in Python. And it means business. Fast, efficient, and clearly doing squats on the weekends, spaCy is the muscle-bound … Read more

How to Train Your AI Dragon: Crafting the Perfect AI Art Prompt Prompt

Gather round, lovers of pixels and prompt engineering, because today we embark on a journey to answer the question no one has ever dared ask out loud: What if we engineered a prompt to generate the perfect prompt… for generating art? Yes. We’re making a prompt prompt. This isn’t just prompt-ception. This is the IKEA … Read more

The March That Wasn’t: Your Totally Legit April Fools Review (Wink Wink)

Let’s get this out of the way right now: everything you’re about to read is true… in the same way that unicorns are just shy horses with glitter. Welcome to the April Fools Edition of our monthly blog — where we tell you March was magical, metrics soared, and people couldn’t stop clicking, when in reality… well, … Read more