Welcome back to Friday Night Laughs! (Yes, we know it’s Saturday — we’re rebels like that.) This week’s edition brings you a belly-busting lineup of jokes, a limerick that’ll have you rolling, and a poetic ode to laughter. So grab your popcorn, your favorite beverage, and let’s get chuckling! Remember, the best way to enjoy these jokes is to read them out loud to your friends and bask in their groans and giggles.
1. “Quack Attack” Why do ducks have feathers? To cover their butt quacks. (Credit: Classic animal humor, source unknown)
2. “Workplace Woes” I told my boss three companies were after me and I needed a raise. He asked which companies. I said, “The gas, electric, and water companies.” (Credit: Internet humorist’s archives)
3. “A Hole in One” Why do golfers bring an extra pair of pants? In case they get a hole in one. (Credit: Sports dad joke central)
4. “Heavenly Humor” Why do angels never get lost? Because they always follow their GPS: God Positioning System. (Credit: Divine chuckles on the web)
5. “Bear Necessities” What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear. (Credit: Sugar-coated jokes everywhere)
Bonus Limerick: There once was a man with a hat,
Who walked into a bar with a cat.
The cat ordered gin,
The man cracked a grin,
And said, “You’re paying for that!”
Poem: Oh laughter, sweet sound of delight,
You turn dark days into light.
With giggles and grins,
Our joy begins,
Making everything feel just right.
Art Prompt: A surreal masterpiece depicting a vibrant comedy club in an intergalactic setting. The stage is lit by starlight, and the comedian is an alien with glowing, crystalline skin. The audience includes diverse extraterrestrial beings, each reacting in wildly exaggerated ways — from roaring with laughter to spilling their neon-hued drinks. The background reveals a cosmic view of swirling galaxies and asteroid belts, evoking both humor and wonder.
Thanks for joining us on this slightly-delayed but absolutely-worth-it laugh journey. Wishing you a fantastic weekend filled with joy, and don’t forget to subscribe for more hilarity every week! Be sure to check out the curated collection from all my works at lumaiere.com and let me know which other pieces you think should make the cut. Post your best jokes in the comments below — I’ll be reading (and stealing… I mean, borrowing)! See you next week!