DISCLAIMER: The following jokes may be offensive and are intended for mature audiences with a sense of humor about sensitive topics. Read at your own risk. These jokes do not reflect any actual beliefs or prejudices.
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- What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
- Why did the vegan cross the road? To tell everyone they’re vegan.
- What’s the hardest part about being a male feminist? Trying to mansplain while also staying quiet and listening.
- What do you call a priest who becomes a lawyer? A father-in-law.
- Why don’t cannibals eat clowns? Because they taste funny.
- What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang the picture.
- What’s the difference between a Rolex and a dead hooker? I actually feel bad when I lose my Rolex.
- What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Wiped his butt.
- What’s the difference between acne and a Catholic priest? Acne waits until you’re a teenager before it comes on your face.
- Why did God create alcohol? So ugly people could get laid too.
Note: These jokes were selected by 100 virtual voters from a larger set of politically incorrect jokes based on their shock value and dark humor appeal.